Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Randomize
