Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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