He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
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