I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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