I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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