cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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