Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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