He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
And then he peed in my hair
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