we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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