How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
