Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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