I love black thongs
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Randomize
