if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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