3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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