What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
