Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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