question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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