Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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