Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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