dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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