Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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