sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Slut skills are useful in every country.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
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