pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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