It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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