Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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