I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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