the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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