i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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