Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I want to fling myself into the sun
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Randomize
