Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
Randomize
