whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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