I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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