wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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