after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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