? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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