I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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