I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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