Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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