It's Friday. Sex?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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