Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
worst night to have a conscience
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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