I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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