Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Actions speak louder than pants.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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