I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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