So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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