You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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