Christians are straight up FREAKS
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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