the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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