i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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