so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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