4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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