STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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