I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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