North Korea, Best Korea!
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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