called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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